So here are a few pictures from some recent scout hikes.
My first caveat: I shot all of these pictures with my G1 (cellphone.) Thus the acceptable, not exemplary, quality. So obviously we went and found some petroglyphs on our first hike. There were hundreds of them in this canyon, which made us wonder what was so special about this canyon? I think it was a sign yard. You know, the place where your local city or county construction crews keep their construction signs? When the prehistoric business owner needed to leave a message for passersby, why spend weeks chiseling it out of rock, when he/she could just run for a day through the desert barefoot, and come back the next day with a 200 pound rock already engraved with their message. Brilliant. Not to make light of a different culture, but I dare you to comment with your best guesses as to what these prehistoric billboards say. What about the picture above? Obviously it means Help Wanted: Dancer with Maracas and Fringy Outfit. Duh.
This is the popular holiday warning sign: Don't Use Christmas Tree for Ashtray. These are so intuitive. I bet they put the best-sellers right down by the trail. Trenton and Logan got to come on this hike because it was a family hike. Heather educated me on the fact that "Family Hike" and "Father/Son Hike" are in fact synonymous, so she stayed home with Taryn. The boys were true to their personalities. Logan was only happy if he was in front of EVERYBODY, and Trenton was tired and wanted to go home and watch TV as soon as we got to the trailhead sign 100 feet from the car.
Tie Your Goat To A Tree By The Tail Only? Don't Pee on the Cacti? Bighorn Sheep Should Use the Second Port-a-Potty From The End? Ok, I give up on this one.
So this was a different hike. Again I'm shooting with my camera phone. The sun is so harsh in the desert that pretty much all of these pictures are washed out. Oh well. This one is a natural arch. The cool thing is that the arch is only about 8 inches tall. You could totally put miniature people on it and make a believable scene. It was cool.
Where did you do hiking? That looks like a ton of fun. Jeremy was just called as our 11 year old scout leader.
ReplyDeleteYou crack me up. Thanks you for the commentary. I will have to think about those.
ReplyDeleteHee hee - I'm in scouts again too! Just got called to be the stake leader over all of Cub Scouts. Hey - I don't even have any sons for Scouts! You're hilarious - enjoy.
ReplyDeleteRock 1: Two guys holding their own oars up because their canoe is surrounded by sharks. They're petrified.
ReplyDeleteRock 2: A centipede aspiring to be like the smoking caterpillar in Alice in Wonderland by puffing out "S(sss)o."
Rock 3: The side effects to being the winner of Twister. Bobby just wasn't ever the same after that. They call him Stretch Armstrong now.
Rock 4: Flying squirrel who uses his tongue to grab the tree for a... more... smooth landing? Hey. The lady squirrel are way down below so he had to do something different to get their attention.